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Famous Quotes of Monumental

One of mine:

If you don't shut the fuck up I will suck you so hard you will die of dehydration. - Lenin

 

 

 

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Farmer Guitarded: temo is now playing with little kids

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2 hours ago, Juke said:

 

"Im in love with Jukes Mum" - @ph33x

Fixed that for you :laugh:

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Anecdote from one of Te's "Friends"

<21:46:30> "[Te Bruz] Te Bruz": He was trying to get into some
<21:46:36> "[Te Bruz] Te Bruz": 26 year old bbw chick
<21:46:38> "[Te Bruz] Te Bruz": One time
<21:46:42> "[Te Bruz] Te Bruz": Was grot as
<21:47:00> "[Te Bruz] Te Bruz": Cunts got problems he does

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Juke: we will have 3 kids
Juke: 2 girls and a boy
Juke: and the boy will grow up to be adicted to heroin
Juke: and he will marry the younger sister
Juke: and then you can marry the other sister

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Posted (edited)

"Fuck me like a tiger" cheesequackbar 2k17

for every person you killed, you're probably gay' - xavier TNT 1v1 2k17

"you probably sex your family" - xavier TNT 1v1 2k17

"Fuck up" - Muhai 2k16

"It looks as gay as my future" - Anonymous - 2k17

 

Edited by Bobba

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(OOC) Sir Drowsy: Moving into my new house
(OOC) tiffy may: where
(OOC) Sir Drowsy: everywhere
(OOC) tiffy may: what do you mean
(OOC) tiffy may: what house the babies what to stay with you
(OOC) Ibrahim NoSound Feakz: heh
(OOC) Myles Mememan: child supports due bitch
(OOC) tiffy may: the babies need you that dont what me
(OOC) Sir Drowsy: there always a bag and a river
(OOC) Myles Mememan: DAMN

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1 hour ago, Smaed said:

-Smæd: what the fuck is a dog

What the fuck is your font is more like it

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5 hours ago, KillenBurtenshaw said:

I need to get the pills for my aids ~ @Chaotic

About time you quoted this.

For anyone wondering I meant to say I need to have my pills that are aids.
No I don't have aids.

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TeM0: If I had a lighter and put it to your finger, would you die instantly?

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I really wish the beautiful, lovely, absolutely STUNNING shebeast that is TheCat would love me as much as I love her, as I dream about her every night....And not normal dreams either ;) - @BoomStick

Wet Dreams - @BoomStick

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Old thread dead? okay i'll regurgitate this here. 

drowsy.jpg

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"I sexually identify as Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Hard Cover Edition" - Budds 2016

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Budds: you have not met my quota for sexual favours and sidequests
Teabagger: Very well, come over here and unzip
 

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7:18 AM KimJongNorris: fist me
7:19 AM BRANDON121230: FIST ME!!!
7:19 AM KimJongNorris: NO FIST ME BITCH
7:20 AM BRANDON121230: PREPARE YOU ANUS AS IT WILL BE DECIMATED BY MY GIANT FISTS OF FURY !!!
7:21 AM KimJongNorris: OH YES DADDY

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"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FEMALES AGGRAVATE ME!" - @TeBruz 2017

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